Friday, January 23, 2009

The Ant & the Cricket....

I had always wished to publish this mail on my blog or any public platform.This has been the best mail ever to fill my inbox.Real credits to the one who wrote it.Let me present it to you...
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part 1:
OLD VERSION...


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

MODERN VERSION...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.Come winter,the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CNN-IBN,NDTV,BBC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?


part 2:

Arundhati Roy,Javed Akthar stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.Medha Patkar,Girish Karnad goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.Amnesty International and Kofi Annan(I recieved this mail when Annan was still holding the chair)criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper.The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).Opposition MP's stage a walkout.Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among ants and grasshoppers.Lalu Yadav allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from the beginning of the winter.Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in educational Institutions & in Govt Services.

part 3:

The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.Arundhati Roy calls it 'a triumph of justice'. Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'. CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of the downtrodden' Kofi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later...The ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in silicon valley.100s of grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ...

As a result of loosing lot of hard working ants and feeding the grasshoppers India is still a developing country.Can any one dare to bring India out of this clutches?

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Wonderful, aint it? So is this our 21st century India? now 'Ram jaane'....

3 comments:

Fabulist said...

The FABulist is definitely impressed... by the modern version of the famous Aesop's FABle ... A FABulous work of a FABulist in the making... An intricately woven FABric you have FABricated...Keep it up...You will be a FABled person someday...!!! :)

Request: Would like see more of your non-political thoughts too...

BHARAT said...

Ahem ahem:)Thank you Fabulist for your fabulous comments.Person who aptly carved it deserves the real credit.

Yes,i will come up with a non-political thought too very soon:)

Fabulist said...

Im still waiting to read about the Cricket's role in the whole story... :P